Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.
WinterChild 20
Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.
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Comments (114)
Mandybruin 15
He sounds like an asshole. Why are you still with him?
drakenn 2
Honestly, who cares! You did something that basically proves you care for his fetishes. You should turn it around on him. start with mentioning a desire to bang a woman with a *****, end up pegging him.. then tell his friends!
Nazmazh 18
That is massively uncool on his part, OP. Not only was he willing to take advantage of your good nature to get you to do something uncomfortable only for his amusement, he also made a joke of your sex life and his deception to his friends, just to impress them, presumably. I would seriously reconsider being in a relationship with someone who clearly places so little value on you as a person.
HadleyTCanine 15
Imagine how embarassed he'll be once he has to tell al his friends that you dumped him.
Unlovable_Me 14
I agree with everyone saying dump him. It's one thing to pull a prank but he clearly did that to hurt you emotionally, and to go tell his friends something that personal? Absolutely uncalled for. I admire your ability to cater to someone's fetish that's rare to find.
Paladeus 9
Tell him you've got a pegging fantasy, and then bring out "The Big Gun" and let him know you're NOT messing with him and turnabout's fair play. ^_^
chromatic752 12
I would have had a completely different reaction. Yes, I would be beyond furious but I wouldn't allow myself to be mortified. I would come back with saying "you think it's funny but I am understanding and open minded so I'll give it a chance for the person I love, good luck trying to find someone who will share your weird, deep fetish."
Nissi 17
Your personal relationship is none of his friends' business. If you don't want to break up with him over this, which I and many others would recommend, at least please have a stern talk with him. That is so unacceptable and demeaning, not to mention embarrassing. I don't know you or him or the whole detailed story, but he sounds like a huge jerk and I feel that you'd be better off without him.
hektek 11
He's a ****! plain and simple.
xTommytheGUNx 15
tie him up and make him your bitch...then tell his friends.