Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.
WinterChild 20
Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.
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Comments (114)
Darkness_Hate 29
If you feel humiliated try to communicate or dump him (it's not a sane relationship if you can trust him anymore).
Firecubitch 5
*can't
idk_rose 25
That was actually pretty mean. Next time he wants something just say no and maybe he'll learn to stop ******* with you.
VampOfSavannah 31
Next time? ******* break up with him, no one deserves to be humiliated in such a manner.
luvlu444 24
wow, i thought my bfs fetish was weird, i say get him back OP. tell him youre pregnant or wait a bit and do the same back to him
RageWolf16 31
As harmless pranks go that's pretty good
GhostFox 34
The OP is "humiliated," and had her trust violated by someone she obviously cared about enough to humor what she thought was a real, if unusual, kink. The 'boyfriend' also did it to embarrass her to his friends, who will probably spread it further, which will damage her reputation. If you consider that a "harmless prank," you apparently don't understand the ramifications for victims of the kind of behavior the BF employed. Or you don't care, which is worse.
Coland 19
Nowhere in the FML did it say that he meant to humiliate her. Is it not possible that he was just trying to be funny (even if it was a very poor attempt) and that he never meant to hurt her? Is it possible he actually said sorry and tried to console her feelings? Why does everyone always see everything as an attempt to hurt someone and never as an accident?
GhostFox 34
...Because he did it for THREE WEEKS? 21 days? That is taking any prank too far when you execute it for that long. There is also the fact that the only reason to inform OP that he had told his friends would be to upset her. And even if that isn't why, he still discussed their sex life without her go ahead, which is also a betrayal of her trust, especially in the context he did it. The only other reason he would have told her that he had blabbed about it to his friends would be if one of his friends is as much of a ******** as he is and would run it in her face next time they met, and he didn't want to have that repercussion on top of the rest of the shit he did wrong.
Jasper1405 16
he literally ****** with you while ******* with you, that's douchebag irony on a whole new level.
Lalala579121 28
Yo dawg, I heard you like ******* so I ****** with you while I ****** with you so you can be ****** with while you're ****** with.
RedPillSucks 33
why would you want to be in a relationship with someone who wants to mess with you and tell his friends?
imbedderdenu 23
I was thinking the same thing.
joelp232 17
mayb he should get the boot
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope leather face doesn't come up...that might turn ugly
itsme82 18
I would feel humiliated too. Don't dump him. Get revenge.
buckdharma 38
Give him a hand job as Edward Scissorhands.