Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Top comments
helloboyzder 13
Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...
Lebeaugars95 20
He saw the opportunity and he went for it
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Comments (170)
helloboyzder 13
Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...
LikeYouGiveAShit 27
You've probably seen it. Just never knew I was there... That's how a true cross dressing ninja rolls.
MrConcise 35
For me it's just easier to pretend to be gay, but to each his own, I suppose.
chillandfun 12
Clearly Op's boyfriend is going far in life. He's quite the innovator.
zman92 13
check out tumblr, it happens all the time.
dietbacon 13
not clever at all. 100x easier googling random photos and probably better pics than the one he took...
incoherentrmblr 22
I have a feeling the money goes toward a Steam account...
Lebeaugars95 20
He saw the opportunity and he went for it
Classy_Sassy_15 15
It's very clever.
Vlen_fml 20
pfft, he honestly doesn't know how to pick his marks, with the right acting photo's are never an issue.
Mizuy 7
But dressing cute and taking pictures is the best part.
anatawabakadesu 6
#38, your profile picture is VERY fitting for that comment.
Hollywoodgirl79 18
That is actually the best strategy ever...
Ashamed_Sister 60
...and it's very innovative and most probably he will have some sort of success. I like his way of thinking.
Exodiafinder687 58
That was him!? I feel like such an idiot!
sk8rdud3 24
That's actually pretty smart xD
ChristinePi 36
I'd do that if I didn't have an over active conscious.
tonyfan00 38
Same here. Small world, isn't it?
Palindromesque 21
No can resist. *conscience
drumaddict33 12
you mean conscience
plaukje 6
thats amazing, he should watch priscilla queen of the desert for the next step
MV3_Heat_Fan 13
At least he isn't using pics of you to do it
elcee1987 18
That's actually a really good point...
theawkwardlife 21
Yeah and that's only because he's got a better ass
MisterEx 28
It is also a very good idea. Huehuehue.
appletreee 30
Strange- but, effective.