Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Secret garden
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
Horny and dumb
Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML
Facebook of what?
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Double life
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a secret phone that's full of fake names and profiles (all his) and other women's nudes, with fake email accounts and social media accounts. He “wants us to work it out.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
So that makes it alright?
Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML
Get it on
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Coming out
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me with men, and gets turned on by the sound of men moaning and having sex. I've been his girlfriend for 7 years. I've just been his cover up this whole time. FML
Make believe
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
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Lessychan 4
He'd make a great politician...
Laurendorcus 0
its FMLs like this that make me wish the OP had more space for details. I just wanna shake the OP and yell "then what happened!?"
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Comments (58)
thatonegirl2012 0
firstttttttttt!!!!
Lessychan 4
He'd make a great politician...
JinxSNC 0
My boyfriend does the same thing. e_e
zezjo 3
LMFAO #2
_screwthis 0
Lawl! WTF?!
Edwinadii 4
I think its called "Cybering"???
spermdump 0
Does he roleplay as a female or male? And why do people always pry? The lesson to be learnt is that you're probably happier before you snoop around.
peacockfeather 0
At least you can be sure he's paying attention when you guys have sex, you know, to take note of juicy little details he'll say to his online lovers. Maybe you can have an OL orgy! The more the merrier!
RonWright 0
lmnso that's so funny....but that's just me bc I enjoy homosexual things lol
hp090878 0
yes!
LauraTheKiwi 0
Ooh, posh boyfriend. :P
Laurendorcus 0
its FMLs like this that make me wish the OP had more space for details. I just wanna shake the OP and yell "then what happened!?"
perdix 31
Looks like you're in for some threesomes, as long as you can avoid getting sick from seeing your boyfriend suck another dude off. Tell him to take you to the Eiffel Tower.
Dance4161 0
lol
Horney4her69 0
how'd you find out? were you 'role playing' too