Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finally moving in with my boyfriend of 3 years, he introduced me to his fetish. Wearing his underwear for 5 days straight, then wearing them as a hat on the weekends. FML
Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend learned about my filthy fetishes in the worst way possible. He found me naked in the bathroom, licking the dirty toilet seat. I couldn't even make an excuse. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, my husband drunkenly confessed that he has a shit fetish and wants to watch me take a dump in the bathtub while he jerks off. Guess him saying he "didn't like kinky things" was a lie, then. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years role-plays on the internet, pretending to have sex with men. His response when I confronted him about it? "Which specific incidents are you referring to?" FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
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BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Whata dick. Like the boy who cried wolf, if he says he has another fetish you won't believe him.
WinterChild 20
Time to reveal your reversed roles fetish.
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Comments (114)
loubabe69 19
His buddies probably think you are awesome, going above and beyond.
Xion0014 20
Maybe you should tell him you have a freddy fetish and want to claw him places xD
allforfun 23
You're humiliated, he should be single
GeorgiaBea 28
I'm sorry but I really don't understand how that happens... If you are in a committed relationship, having in depth conversations about desires and limits is incredibly important to a good sex life. If you weren't down for it, you should have said no. You also probably should have known that wasn't a thing... Sorry OP but a total YDI
GhostFox 34
If by "wasn't a thing" you mean a link in general, I have some news for you. Also, blaming someone for being manipulated because they were willing to compromise on a soft boundary is a really shitty thing to do. Blaming them for being humiliated because they were, is even more shitty.
EnigmaticSoul 17
Trying to humiliate someone in the bedroom is NEVER ok. You deserve better than that OP.
fonkimonki 7
Time to upgrade your boyf, I reckon. He's a jerk. Relationships with jerks are not rewarding or fulfilling
Bibblejomin 18
It was funny until he started telling his friends about it. Not cool.
Darwin54 6
Tell everyone that the other half of his fetish is that he is into pegging in his hockey mask.
quarterbird 18
It usually takes a lot of trust to accept and indulge in more non-conventional fetishes. That was definitely a dick move. The fact that he told others makes it twice as horrible. I fail to see why he isn't your EX-boyfriend.
sillygirl247 14
Haha yeses that guys a legend. Serves you right for thinking that someone would trust you that much right off the bat.
GhostFox 34
It says nothing about being "right off the bat." For all you know, they could have been dating for years or months. And it is NEVER okay to use someone's sex life to embarrass them, and if you think it is, you've got some ****** up morals, if you even know what morals are.