Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
cydvicious 0
sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!
khaya 9
Imagine what she muttered while making toast.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (89)
instantmusic 4
I'm being presumptuous on this, but you prolly shoulda kept the legs closed. It downright horrifies me when I hear my parents knockin' rocks in the other room, I'm sure they don't appreciate it from me either. It probably also would have been a better idea to sleep on the couch, or better yet, kick him outta his bed and have HIM sleep on the couch. That being said, I can't help but wonder how old the mother is. To mutter "****", in such a way is childish and disrespectful as well...it reminds me of my highschool GF's mom. The woman had the mentality and intelligence of a 12 year old. She could at least shown some discretion until the GF left. THEN she could tear in on the BF for any disrespect caused by the sleeping situation.
kevinsagirl2323 8
You were at his mother's house !!! What is wrong with you people??? you deserve it big time.
sharond23 10
you were at your boyfriends moms house having sex while she was there. then you showered. ydi