Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
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Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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cydvicious 0
sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!
khaya 9
Imagine what she muttered while making toast.
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Comments (89)
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahaha isn't great to hear for yourself your future mother in law thinks your a ****?
SteelCladAngel 0
so because they are dating they're getting married?? pfft glad I dont live by that logic or I'd have been married and divorced multiple times
TheRealLori 0
If he's old enough to have a female sleep over, maybe he's old enough to have his own place instead of having his mama pouring his juice every morning. That's her house, not his, and she can say whatever she wants...especially since you made it so easy. And you can do better. Find a man, not a mama's boy.
CherryBomb511 3
Haha 19, you have just made my morning.
lmaoatall 6
it just might be her boyfriends house. she did say that. maybe the moms the one who needs to butt out and get her own place! this does happen. to often if you ask me!
lidemocr 0
doubtful #31. not in the age of "failure to launch" guys. very pathetic but maybe that IS all OP can get/ wants
lmaoatall 6
so 62- you don't think it's possible that op's boyfriend just might be a 40 year old business man that does have his act togethor. has his own place. maybe mom is just visiting. we don't know the full details.
tracyelizabeth28 0
i was thinking the samething !!! im not agreeing with the mom but you kinda made it very easy for her too say things like that...
rvontr88 21
I so agree!
rvontr88 21
Maybe someone forgot to tell you, it's kinda disrespectful to sleep at your bf's house if he's still living with his parents.
perdix 31
Was she referring to you or her son? And was it really your boyfriend's house and he lets his parents stay with him, or it is really his mom's house, and you and your **** boyfriend disrespected the house rules?
WildInTheStreets 5
sketchhh
nickijay 0
isn't it her house..?
My_Name_Sucks 2
*cough* **** *cough* ....Maybe it's time to start letting your boyfriend stay the night at your house?
Snafuusmc 12
she's jelly dont worry.
Devin91 20
That's ****** up.