Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered, "Slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
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Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML
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cydvicious 0
sounds like you woke up at your boyfriend's MOTHER'S house. I will never understand that!!
khaya 9
Imagine what she muttered while making toast.
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Comments (89)
xmarkstheheart 0
#4 said it all, you dumbshit! You woke up at your boyfriend's mother's house, not his house! And she's right: you ARE a ****. How dare you think it's cool to invade a person's house and **** their son under their roof and not expect any repercussions! YDI.
mintcar 10
You took a shower in HER home. I'm not saying she was right in calling you a **** but it's her house and she can say whatever she wants.
azurewave 6
it never said she had sex with him.
robchfra 5
Regardless if it is her house, her son is a **** as well. It takes 2 people to **** and her son is just as guilty as you are. She should be pissed at her son more then you. You also could have called her a **** for calling you a ****; it is just a word after all.
cek31076 1
ummm wow....bitch
haleykerr 0
you should've been like "bitch" she's just jealous cause you're taking her boy away:)
momianajones 0
maybe you should act more like a lady and less like a ****.
sappy0 5
I personally couldn't do that regardless who's house it was! Just knowing A PARENT was in the house would be my cue to close the party simply out of respect, period! There are so many other places like, say umm, YOUR place that you could have sex... unless of course YOU still live with mom & dad & it didn't happen there because you knew they'd freak out. Which if that's the case... his mom was right!!
Thesameasbefore 0
I would have called you a **** too if I were her. Oh wait. You wouldn't be sleeping with my son in my house if I were her. That's ridiculous. Learn some respect.
wrgfml 0
if you stayed at Mommy's house, then YDI. Did she invite you? No? Then YDI. Have some class and slip out unnoticed.