Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Bumlove89 0
I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.
jyn_fml 0
omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen
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Comments (92)
fmylife0017 0
lol@"port-a-loo" other than that, hey at least you were helping
cheapsheep_fml 0
don't you just hate it when this type of shit happens?
theblueone4 0
man, you know life must hate you when something like that happens. sorry that it DID happen, however :(
17xVampx17 0
The path to hell is paved with good intentions.
LeStab 4
lmao not at the op cause that blows but the guy who is like its called a porta-john lol is he really that egotistical to think that what he calls it is the only name for it lol
blastvortex 4
So, good Samaritan, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. (No, you don't win anything for getting the reference.)
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Aww not even a virtual cookie?
ik_im_not_funny 0
I sure do love a good poop.
xenomorph 0
A note to the concert organizers: port-a-johns should **never** be anywhere near a mosh pit! For instance, there's another FML here: http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/231694
PirateXxEsque 0
This wasn't at Deniliquin, was it?? xD
tehgeorgeh 0
Parklife? Should have tried to get all the sniffer dogs to lick the poo off you :(