Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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Bumlove89 0
I guess your attempt at being a nice person went down the toilet.
jyn_fml 0
omg that really sucks! at least you were trying to be a good citizen
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Blacksnake_fml 0
And what about Johnny-on-the-spot? I never do this but I call a fake. How could the door open on you while holding it? You were either holding the door (preventing it from opening) or holding the side, in which case no excrement could've reached you. If it really did happen, FYL big time.
B_rad_g 0
I was actually wondering the same thing myself
hannahroonie 0
It started tipping and I ran forward to try stop it falling the whole way. Caught it above the door... trust me, how I wish my hands were just a little lower.. haha
TysonFawlay 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA YDI, how could you think you, alone, would be enough to stop several? What were you thinking?
Lilman11 0
where was it was it acl fest ( Austin city limits Austin tx )
xCrackerx 3
The woman is from Australia. Call me crazy, but I doubt she'll travel to another continent for a music festival.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
If it was recent it could be Parklife...
PandaPandaPandaX 0
forget this, FML stuffed up
hannahroonie 0
It was Parklife and it was AWESOME! :)
batman_516 9
If this happened to you at Parklife then YDI! If it was Soundwave...well that's a different story.
baseball_34 0
we know what a port-o-loo is dumbshit even though only retards call it that
hannahroonie 0
Apparently lots of people don't know what a port-a-loo is, see all the comments? And in Australia that's all we call it, so I guess all Australians are retards?? haha
sublime93 0
You spelled hero wrong in your other comment
Whatevers_clever 0
Aww that sucks. Good that you tried to be a hero :D
Kimbug 0
YDI for trying to be nice not really lol But yeah, next time don't try to look good in front of everyone. Just save your self time and laugh at it if someone is in, and boo if someone isn't in it.
alexdz 0
Word fail - the phrase is "If it's any consolation..." And it's not 'constellation' in Spanish either.
xKyo 0
Two words... Shit happens D;
alexdz 0
I know. But the phrase you meant to use was "If it's any consolation...", and I was just pointing out that you can't use the Spanish excuse to cover that one up. :)