Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took a selfie at a concert with the stage in the background. As I tilted my head to get the perfect angle, I knocked over the guy in front of me’s beer. He turned around just in time to see me dripping in weak piss beer, and my selfie became a snapshot of my humiliation. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, I was at a concert and the guy who was selling the drinks tripped and fell down the stairs, landing on the floor next to me and the drinks went all over. I went to make sure he was okay and helped pick up the drinks. After assuring me he was okay, he gave me a free soda. It exploded. FML
Today, I was so parched I had to take way too long at the water fountain. I was drinking for so long a line started to form. As I finished my drink, the guy behind me puked on my back. FML
Today, I went to a music festival in an area where the weather is practically sunny all year round, but for this special occasion it rained the whole time, turning the venue into a giant mud pit. FML
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
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Jrefinne 7
They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
Mauskau 36
Hahahaha owned
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Mauskau 36
Hahahaha owned
olpally 33
Not the water op was hoping for... Yikes...
LiveLaughFML 10
if that's what you do at festivals, i wouldn't like to see the situation between: you, candy and a van. :S
xoconnie 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
airforce987 20
You liked it because you're Bear Grylles.
Newboyz00185 0
Photoshop?
ScaughtieHolden 11
5, piss is not water.
fakeaccountX 6
Figures that would happen at an R. Kelly concert.
olpally 33
41.. I know... The joke failed... I should have just said "golden shower"
chuckychan 8
sounds like a..."shitty" situation!!!!! ahaha
Mr_Narwhal13 0
52- shit isnt piss dumb ass
StoryOfTheYear 15
56- Now if only everyone on FML could figure that out we'd be set.
Cazzybum 11
Correct, Kay, urine is sterile until it comes out and picks up bacteria from your genitals. And it is not hydrating either because it's full of all the salts and chemical stuff your body wanted to get rid of!
Cazzybum 11
Correct, Kay, urine is sterile until it comes out and picks up bacteria from your genitals. And it is not hydrating either because it's full of all the salts and chemical stuff your body wanted to get rid of!
tanneriscool 2
Someone else threw piss instead of water. Just for the dummies that are some how confused.. :)
superguppy19 3
It's recycled water lol
luna_y_mar 0
Hahahhaha that is jus too funny I can totally picture that happening sux it had to b you OP
muffins650 1
Lmao I'm going to a music festival this weekend. Thanks for sharing your story, the advice you should have taken was to keep your mouth closed hahahah
enonymous 9
I want to piss on you... Drip drip drip... Piss on you... oh yes I do... I want to pee on you
zbajis 7
I always knew you were into that 74. I sensed something weird about you.
FMLoverAgain 7
How did it taste like?
rallets 23
sounds like urine trouble
MyEpicDemise 7
Surprise golden shower ftw?
tj4234 36
*waves hand* this is not the water you are looking for...
missmurderx 8
I've tasted way too many bodily fluids at concerts, join the club.
13dinosawr 1
Bear Grylls would be verry jellous of you, as his faveorite beverage is as steaming hot cup of pee.
baby_dee97 8
85- it's either "how did it taste?" Or "what did it taste like?" Combining them makes you sound retarded.
ngarcia333 0
Rofl
Notsocharmedlife 0
Gross!
flamegrilled123 3
Embrace the golden shower
k8izgr8_fml 0
that would have pissed me off
NotAPedo 0
Refreshing!
ImFrackinBored 13
Ahhh... concerts...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
luv how she said "hot" piss :)
Cleao18317 11
Better to be pissed on than pissed off
wildboyzrule 7
I almost drank some before that sucks
LuHGiiiT 11
Good to know =) Thanks.
Haidee 0
20- your annoying & your picture is disturbing.
MareNostrum 0
You're*
LuHGiiiT 11
How am I disturbing looking and annoying? Anyone want to fill me in?
RoflBagels 0
I think the proof is in the picture. Yuk yuk yuk.
theguy33 1
Yeah whatever there Ginger
xGemmi 0
does the carpet match?
LuHGiiiT 11
Hahahah.. Roflbagels changed his profile to private =D
DarkScythe951 4
Gingers for the ******* win!!!
Jrefinne 7
They makes sense. The security throws water, the fans piss it out.
takanuva0123 0
SOMEONE has to continue the circle of water!!
brianjman14 23
Since when does security throw water?
aussie_gemini 5
They do at Aussie summer music festivals... Too hot in crowds of 50,000 in our heat
missmady 0
since ever.
tylersign 11
Have you ever been to a concert..?
vampire1618 5
I've been to a lot of concerts and have never seen anything else besides the (hot) lead singer drinking water then spitting it at the fans (I caught some of that in my mouth. Did not mind). But it does make sense.
brianjman14 23
I actually have been to a couple and I have never had water poured on me.
Ins0mau 20
They've done that near the front at pretty much every music festival I've been to. The front row gets very hot at a summer festival.
cheesecakex 5
They don't do it that much in concerts, more so at festivals.
zowieandzander77 1
I've been to many concerts and music festivals and have never had water poured on my by security
teentee401 37
I was at an outdoors Arctic Monkey concert and they used these giant misters on the crowd.
aussie_gemini 5
The doodle for a bottle wasn't a give away?
jerico616 14
You just accepted candy from a stranger!!! You deserve what you got!
hockey199813 5
Ouch that would not taste good
EnEl_Infierno 15
You think?
JocelynKaulitz 28
Wow captain obvious
loserman67 36
Don't you mean "a mouthfull of piss" since you had your mouth wide open. Hey, hydrating is hydrating at least you know that the piss is sterile....you do know that right?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
And it's got some leftover vitamins the pisser's liver couldn't process! Nutritious!
EnEl_Infierno 15
Actually looserman is correct it is sterile, what do think astronauts drink, of course it does go through a filtration system 1st. But personally I'd say the hell I'd. rather drink a glass full of vinger b4 I thought about drinking piss.
xxxkittykatxxx 0
It's only sterile to the person it comes from -.-
EnEl_Infierno 15
Smart Kitty, Lol.
iheartbewbies 0
Sun's going down... Better drink my own piss.
iChel413 6
Wrong. :p. If only this was true!
Ins0mau 20
It's sterile unless they have a bladder infection. Still, I wouldn't trust it. And it's gotta come out someone's genitals as well remember. But Bear Grylls would.
EnEl_Infierno 15
#59 your an idiot sir for not googling shit b4 you comment, I can't belive how people don't read the news or keep up with some of the biggest ventures on our planet, follow follow one of these links and read it for yourself it never hurts to learn something new, http://www.msfc.nasa.gov/news/news/releases/1997/97-065.html http://www.space.com/6733-astronauts-drink-recycled-urine-celebrate.html
tona01 16
Ydi everybody knows that at dome point in a concert, faans start throwing piss at other fans. It is like A piss fight of sorts
DjeePee 25
May I ask, which concerts do you go to? Then I know which one to avoid.
sourgirl101 29
WTF? Out of ALL the rock concerts I've gone to, no one has ever thrown piss. They do however throw water to cool down the crowd.(: