FireFarter
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I suddenly awoke on the couch in the dark early-morning hours to the pungent odor of something burning. I ran all throughout the house looking for a fire but there was no sign of it. Exhausted, I crashed back down on the couch and let one rip. It had been me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
¡Joly jalapeños, Fartman!
Fritterzz 13
Too many flaming fajitas.
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RichardPencil 32
¡Joly jalapeños, Fartman!
Fritterzz 13
Too many flaming fajitas.
acmariner99 25
Well that stinks
Lobby_Bee 18
This might be the human version of scaring yourself awake with a fart. Dogs do it all the time, humans very seldom do though.
gobiteme2 34
Tell your friends that you have a new meat/fish smoker you want to try out.
Tarlachia 33
Fire in the bunghole!
Madrias 36
Well, you're only a bit of spicy food away from creating a fart rocket. Just be careful where you use your new intestinal superpowers, most people won't appreciate the expanding cloud of foul gas.
davecross 11
You must have had the burnt chicken for dinner last night
jfsiv 17
What are you eating if your farts smell like a house on fire?