Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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zingline89 18
And you hadn't even written the climax yet...
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.
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Comments (96)
LisMary_fml 2
DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!
thatoneguy79 10
It was a dark and stormy night as I sit here and read the latest FML quip. As the thunder clapped, I imagined the author in the throws of love, back arched in passion, digging her nails into her partner's back, screaming out, "Velvetine Rabbit! Oh, yes, Velvetine! Don't stop now!" At least it wasn't a sci-fi mystery staring the alien P4573A.
thatoneguy79 10
73) If I were him, I would be laughing my ass off, and she would have to wait a little while to finish. The novel, that is. (Reply fail - must have been rocking on my heels when I posted this)
hollabackbitch13 3
Nerd
IloveRec 0
Tell your boyfriend it's your secret nickname for him..:P
zachh22 0
Dang tht sux but if u explain he will come around
noisebox 1
Don't worry since you were kind enough to let him in the back door he's doesn't care what name you called him lol
BryMcCormick 0
#52..... :) hahahaha
hashtagyolo 1
If it was Christian Grey I might just puke.
saidoh_fml 26
When I read this FML, in my head the part about working on the novel for six months was done in Stewie Griffin's voice.