Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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zingline89 18
And you hadn't even written the climax yet...
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.
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Comments (96)
calivianya 29
Ah, the pitfalls of sexy fictional characters. Can't say I've ever screamed a fictional character's name during sex, but I have had some interesting dreams!
klimp 0
Are you completely retarded?
1crabbygirl 10
Did you pattern your main character after your bf? That would explain it, and means your bf was your fantasy man all along.
apocalyptica_fml 9
You deserve everything he said/did in response.
iloveandy143 7
The thing that concerns me here is he must have not been pleasing you enough if your mind was wandering to your writing. Were you brainstorming ideas for the next chapter ? ^^
threekings 2
just tell him its the main character of ur novel.
emqueen 1
Haha that happened to me... Except that it was my bf that called someone's name. Or I should say ex-bf. As it turns out, his "book" was actually his friends, and he'd been cheating on me almost since we got together.
Il_Maestro 6
Friends? Plural? Damn. That sucks. On the other hand, let's hope OP's bf isn't on FML. Your story would be less than encouraging.
outstandtacular 11
lmfao! hilarious.
NoReservations 9
Tell him it was role playing, and you designed the character to be so hot, that you couldn't help but be reminded of him.
zachh22 0
Haha I love role play
_overandout_ 10
Can't decide if that's better or worse than saying another (real) guy's name :)