Today, I went to Busch Gardens. Trying to cool off, I got on a ride that soaked me to the bone. For the rest of the time I was there, my bra was visible through my clothes, along with the "Hell Yeah" printed on my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time in years. Almost immediately, I realized that my shorts were no match for the forces of gravity. I spent the rest of the ride clinging to my seat for dear life while trying to subtly cover my exposed ass. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was at the water park in Disney World when I felt something run down my leg. I thought that I just hadn't dried off all the way, but when I looked down, there was diarrhea running out of my shorts. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, while riding a roller coaster, I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough, it somehow managed to survive and fall down my shirt. It crawled around and stung me a few times before the ride ended. FML
Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I decided to face my fears and go on my first upside-down ride. Unfortunately for me, the two men in front of me had chosen to eat before the ride and I walked off with bits of strawberry and bacon in my hair, my clothes drenched in whitish fluid, not to mention the stench. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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TheGewt 7
Don't wear white clothes to a water park.
zingline89 18
Now everyone can see your Busch
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Comments (142)
sillyjonjon 4
It's ok I like cats
TheGewt 7
Don't wear white clothes to a water park.
outstandtacular 11
Haha I feel like that should be obvious. Going to a water park? Wear something that ISN'T white..
redbluegreen 41
Just because something is see-through when wet it doesn't necessarily mean it's white.
morgiepuff 14
It's not a water park! And OP probably had on thin clothes to keep cool (or just because everything these days is as thin as paper).
ImaginaryFoe 1
There are quite a few water rides though, if I recall correctly. Some advance planning would've been good but sometimes you don't plan to get wet but it's just so damned hot. I'm torn here but I'm leaning towards YDI for hsving Hell Yeah written on your pants to begin with. Meh, FYL. Wrap a towel around your waist if you're really concerned. That place has seen worse.
xoconnie 8
Why didnt u think of this prior to going on the ride?! next time just pack a change of clothes
swagindragon 0
Hey I was there today. Didn't see you though
lilpudinpie 1
????
grime 4
I'm sure that's what all the creepy guys were saying when they saw you, and by creepy I mean most.
ladyLALAA 29
Mine say I love Bed!
showerpee 4
The point is, it most probably is white. How did you get so many thumbs up for this comment?
SeaMen 3
Pics or it didn't happen
ThisIsMyReign 4
Hell yeah! By the way Busch Gardens isn't a water park it's mainly roller coasters.
Wicked361 8
I've been to Busch Gardens... Sadly enough I was to scared to ride the rides... So I had to just look at animals.
ganjaranja 10
Hey, look on the bright side. Atleast you weren't a walking example of why it's called Bush Gardens.
ThisIsMyReign 4
Actually even of she wasn't shaved it wouldn't be and example. It's Busch with a C and it's named after Anaheizer (sp?) Busch. Which makes Budweiser and other drinks. So, in order to be a example of why it's named that you would have to be Mr. Busch.
Awahso 25
Just says what everyone is thinking. Be happy ;p ...or be embarassed because it says hell yeah, your choice.
TheGewt 7
I wouldn't be saying hell yeah if she was incredibly obese, in fact I'd run away.
ferrousWheel 6
Well, it's kind of a rule in general that you shouldn't wear "Hell Yeah" clothes if the reaction from people is going to be "Hell no!" If the OP was that unattractive, I think this would be a very different FML.
showerpee 4
I'm giving you a thumb up because I like your German Shepherd.
MsConfusedd 27
You could probably buy clothes there, they have stores all over :)
MsConfusedd 27
True true but that's better than having 'hell yea' shown through your pants
STFUGTFO 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You wanted attention and you got what you asked for. Do you feel cool now?
Amethyst888 14
Who said anything about OP wanting attention? She went on a ride and got wet. Does going on a ride at an amusement park automatically mean that you seek attention now? Wow I'm sorry, I was unaware of your new amusement park rules.
KingDingALing 9
STFUGTFO- I think you should STFU and GTFO.
StoryOfTheYear 15
34- I assume that he got the idea that she wanted attention because her underwear said "Hell Yeah" on them. Why would you wear underwear like that if you wanted nobody to look at it if they saw them at some point in time.
Mommyof2_91 10
Just because people have words on there underwear doesn't mean they seek attention... That's a weird assumption.
StoryOfTheYear 15
47- "Words" is rather vague. "Hell Yeah" is a lot different than "Yay". As I said, what could "Hell Yeah" possibly imply other than wanting to attract attention at some point in time.
CaramelMacchiato 13
48 - She could have just picked out a random piece of underwear. Maybe that was a pair of underwear she was saving for a special night, but it was the only pair she had that was clean and/or available? OP wrote an FML about this. I don't think she was looking for any kind of "special" attention.
Mommyof2_91 10
Well it's a bit close minded to think the only possible reason for her wearing underwear like that is to get attention. There could be multiple reasons, or no reason at all. For all you know they could have been on sale so she bought them and happend to grab them that day. The point is none of us know why she wore the underwear, and to assume it was only for attention is a bit rediculous.
StoryOfTheYear 15
You don't care what it says on the ass of a pair of underwear as long as it's on sale? Oh my... Anyways, while it's a bit presumptuous to consider OP attention-seeking in this situation it's not exactly a dirt-bag move to do so, and I found the initial comment a little over-the-top in their response.
Mommyof2_91 10
I never said I didn't care what's on my underwear dumbass, but maybe she doesn't care what's on them.
Mommyof2_91 10
I apologize for calling you a dumbass , I realize it was uncalled for.
tuzdee1022 0
I have alot of underware that says weird stuff on them Bc they were either on sale or my sister bought them for me Bc she's into that stuff and she knows I don't make much money...I think lots of girls would agree that they have at least one pair of weird phrased panties Bc either it was funny at the time to buy, on sale, or given as a gift
tandem123 6
I'm assuming 5 misread "trying to cool off" (like i did, first time I read it,) thinking it said "trying to be cool." Either way, STFUGTFO still seems like an asshole to me.
Pinkfl0yd 9
Admit it: about half the worlds population would have the same reaction.
zingline89 18
Now everyone can see your Busch
redbluegreen 41
Just think of it as a reminder to call the gardener.
ForeverAloneNewb 1
Lol @ 6
kroekdog 7
The band HellYeah?
MetalBoi 0
I love 5FDP
chaoguy789 4
Vinnie Paul is my god
SkoomaKi 28
The phrase on your underwear is what most of the men were thinking when they saw you.
wlddog 14
She simply predicted the future. The proof is on the panty.