Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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zingline89 18
And you hadn't even written the climax yet...
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.
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Comments (96)
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter ....had half sex
mrlopez 13
Epiphany: A moment of sudden thought arousal.
Kev1878Mc 4
Nah, I'm not buying that. Decent effort but you'd be better off just admitting you've been getting ploughed by someone else, at least he'd respect you for it.
Samster2000 9
If you design your main character so you love him, you're gonna have a bad time.
Ray_of_midnight 23
As someone who's dating a writer, I can sympathize. Don't worry about it. Hopefully your b/f will realize what an all-consuming endeavor writing fiction is, and laugh it off.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What book is it? Is it Twilight? Or perhaps 50 Shades of Gray? lmao
isamisis 9
Pay attention to the sex and not the narrative.
tygrr13 4
If I was him, you'd be finding yourself a new boyfriend.
Haven246 7
I could see Castle having sex with Beckett and accidentally saying Nikki but she's based off of Beckett so...that's just awkward.
bubo_fml 11
Imagination & sex play goes hand in hand...