Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I've been working on a novel for the past six months, and what would have been mid-way through, I accidentally said the main character's name instead of my boyfriend's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
Today, during sex I said my side dick's name instead of my boyfriend. He isn't speaking to me now. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
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zingline89 18
And you hadn't even written the climax yet...
SkoomaKi 28
Yeah of course, you got the name from your "novel". We all know what you've been up to OP.
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Comments (96)
CinnamonRugby 5
Imaginary man here, imaginary women in the FML below. When virtual reality becomes a househould product, the worlds screwed.
rattusrattus 19
Well, first the software would have to move past the "uncanny valley" phase (looks) and "dumb as a brick" phase (AI). And there's the hardware. For a sex simulator, you'd have to adapt a toy. I can't comment on men's sex toys, but any women's sex toy that is not phallic is ****ing terrifying. (Some of the phallic ones are also terrifying, but that's another matter.) There's this oral simulator that's a basically a lump of faux-tongue that flops around, I doubt it would do a good job and it's the stuff of nightmares. What I'm saying is, I don't think that VR!sex is going to be a thing for a while, and that it will remain a novelty for a long time after that.
DocBastard 40
What would have been midway through? Do you time your sexual encounters? "Come on babe, it's been 7.5 minutes. Hurry up!"
ICastillo 25
Haha being a two pump chump.
PrincessPesa 20
I'm guessing things were heating up but OP's misnomer slip up brought everything to an abrupt end. Not so much concerning time constraints.
EnterSandman_fml 20
For some reason, I pictured the character's name being Casey or some other name which could be either gender, thus causing even further confusion.
pebhorses 1
Ive done that too
vengeance000 1
No
Arrawyn 12
I'm gonna be honest OP, all though FYL, that's kinda hilarious. Sorry
Michaelsgirl04 9
I thumbed you up because of your picture.
softballlover98 4
Doesn't matter had sex
iloveandy143 7
Unique...
klovemachine 24
Awesome
Il_Maestro 6
Hey, 24, if you could just do us a quick favor and chug a bottle of Windex that'd be great.
AgaveLoco 5
Yes! Yes! More, more!... I love you Galaktitron!
KiddNYC1O 22
Is that a toilet store?
43trauts 14
I hope your novel isn't a fan-fiction...
LadyGore 12
Write a steamy love scene and tell him you wanna act it out/role play it, the awkwardness then fades because he can also call you by a lady's name from the book.
megansays 2
Little late for that.