Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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Top comments
nelds 12
Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
reapy 14
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.
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Comments (137)
nelds 12
Maybe this is him saying he wants a baby!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
****, does this mean we have to go steal a baby now?
Keevarou 17
To the orphanage!
Roevera 14
Just buy a pregnancy test.. but imagine if the results were positive... FYL.
nelds 12
#43 - how dare you post under my comment!
JustHello123 1
Wow haha the poor girl!
Addyy_ 5
46 - "Nobody's allowed to reply to my comments. NOBODY!"
nelds 12
Haha I only said that because their comment had nothing to do with mine :p
Nutty4Muffs 3
Why is everyone thumbing down neld's thread-jacker put down comment? Is it suddenly okay to do?
hecallsmedarlin 7
That's because the person under you was replying to the same person you were replying to....seriously, that stupid?
Rocky007 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You are writing a novel about babies?
reapy 14
Yeah because only babies have names. When a human reaches puberty they're assigned a number.
Zomg_Okay 27
So what if they are? Just look at the Rugrats, it's a completely viable idea.
TheDrudgeChild 4
7 - that's actually a decent idea for a dystopian novel.
DocBastard 40
It was a very good idea. You should write that dystopian novel, but make sure you do it under the pseudonym "Ayn Rand". I just made that name up. Trust me. No, don't google it.
lotrgeek 10
Very good reverse psych!! Lol
kakarot2 11
There is a lot of objectivism coming from you Doc
ItsTheKing 10
"The Giver" is a novel about a dystopian society where the children have numbers. :D
XtraEzeee 8
I think you're thinking of a different book, there's no numbers in The Giver. The main characters name was Jonas.
ShyAnn29 15
7, you are right, I'm #1717
Vert90 11
Well if you go to jail... inmate #19105194
stalkerstatus101 5
Actually 110,111 you are both right. In the Giver a child is given a name when they turn 1, however before that they are given/called a number.
Kovu_fml 16
Lol he's paranoid.
ripresno 10
Or OP's boyfriend just really wants to be a father and was overcome by excitement when he saw the baby names on the computer screen. If so, he was too joyful to ask her why she was on that website and jumped to conclusions.
Wicked361 8
3- Is your user from the movie Lion King 2? I just noticed...
a1f0sff 25
I don't think telling his parents right away was the right move...
Saryrr 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So if you think your girlfriend is pregnant, you keep it a secret? I don't think that is a good idea personally.
a1f0sff 25
She did try to tell him that what he thought was true wasn't, in fact, the truth; he wouldn't listen to her and instead, rushed to tell his parents. Like I said, telling RIGHT AWAY. Of course, if se was pregnant they should tell their parents.
Callyn 47
Keeping it secret for ~3 months is a great idea, in case the pregnancy doesn't take. It's better than having to tell all of your friends and family about your miscarriage.
WCARlover 35
Why would he tell his parents before he's even completely sure himself? Your bf is an idiot, OP, sorry
jbe_fml 0
Cool story bro
karkid619 8
GTFO
THE_A_TEEN 28
Seriously, what chapter do I force a rake up your Ass?
Keevarou 17
Any chapter you like A, any chapter you like :)
SkoomaKi 28
God knows why he told his parents... Take a pregnancy test and prove it to the idiot.
snowdust 2
You've signed it "inapickle" but you're not; your boyfriend is. Just tell his parents what happened and that they have an idiot for a son.
gage27 5
Name him/her Georgina!
japtch 15
Shut up, button your shirt, and remove your phone number from your FML profile.
japtch 15
All suggestions of course. You could do none of those things and remain a tool, for all I care.
gabrielle01 0
Hahaha oh I love you for commenting that. I was thinking the same then boom its already said :)
Bea_FaCurtains 17
^^^ Technically his jacket zips... Just saying.
DoubleCross 9
Just go with it
challan 19
Because its always good to lie about a pregnancy... Are you crazy?