Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
friednoodles 0
call her and simply ask fot it back
Acaprice14 9
I hope she didn't use you for her health, keep your head up OP. You made God happy with that surgery. Best of luck.!
sweet_candy_ 17
I heard someone sued their wife for a kidney he donated to her. He sued her for the kidney back. Anyways that sucks op.
MeMeek 0
So because you gave her a kidney she should stay with you forever? ^^ Thats not how the world works.
jgirl74 0
Wow!!!! What a B!tch!!!!
LonghornDr 1
You shouldn't be that upset, as I'm guessing you are siblings since you were an organ match and it's not right to date your sister
raphanne_fml 33
And there is "Dr" in your pseudo...
Ketchup_Castle 30
Well, it's not like she could have given your kidney back to you.
frankwolf86 0
sorry bro hang in there!
madibrielle212 0
She sounds like she is ungrateful... If someone gave me a kidney I would thank them for saving my life and stay with them if it was a guy...
Egnar 19
Well then you're stupid - You don't show gratitude by making yourself miserable for the rest of your life.
madibrielle212 0
158- ass hole. Uhhhhhmmm....?
madibrielle212 0
Thank you so much!(: that was sweet!(: and that was soo what I was meaning to say(: I think you said it better than I did!(:
yeseniaaa 2
Technically she took it a year ago.