Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
jerico616 14
Damn! Do you have a tattoo of her name as well?
hellokimmiee 5
What you expected her to give it back?
bwblackw 2
Wow that sucks
LA13x 0
The kidney part sucks......but live and learn I guess - don't give your partner something that you can't take back...
LA13x 0
The kidney part sucks......but live and learn I guess - don't give your partner something that you can't take back...
Egnar 19
I don't see how it's bitchy of her - What part is bitchy?. . .That she left someone that she no longer felt compatible with?. . .Or the part where she accepted his kidney while they were still dating and likely in love a whole year ago?
kablooey_01 3
Freak her out one day and tell her you put a tracking device in it. nah, but seriously, did she at least thank you when she left?
ToeJams 0
if they can't rip your heart out the'll take the next best thing
redchik100 1
Remember what goes around comes around :)
some1azn 0
You gotta be kidney-ing me...