Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
jealouswaugh2424 0
Lololol
hotPinklipstick 24
I saw this on a tv show, exact situation, so he sued her for the price of the operation as well as the time in the hospital for recovery. So sue that bitch!!
extradorkyloser 4
You knew what you were signing up for. Just because you donated a kidney, does it mean she owes you forever? Sheesh.
TyraaChichester 2
What a heartless bitch
Niikke 2
Well I dont think you should stay in a bad relationship because of that.... He gave it to her, she will remember it for ever but I don't think it means that shes a selfish bitch for dumping him .... what would you want her to do, give him is kidney back? ...
imagineapc 11
Do you actually expect her to give it back?
IndyJustin 4
she also stole your heart...
justmyluck1212 0
Just like George Lopez.
bellabeautiful37 0
I'm sorry
dhollis61 1
Well at least she'll be part of you.
Niikke 2
Aiight that sucks... but when you decided to give her one of your kidneys, you knew it could happen one day...Would have been difficult for her to give it back to you. Sometimes relationships dont work but I think she will remember you and love you for that for as long as she will be alive..