Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
L3g4lPl4typus 0
wow. well I'm sorry about that. well, a very funny way to get back at her is to get with one of her friends if that's possible. that normally proves to be awkwardly amusing lol. in regards to the stuff taken, idk but you could try getting it back through legal means. but best of luck
Furry_dude 6
It's time to smack a bitch
Calyx_fml 22
Well you won't do that again.
MommaMuff 6
So she should've stayed with you out of guilt for having your kidney? Boo hoo. It's a tough life, bitch. You'll manage.
portcaveman 5
you must be very unselfish person.
iwadasn 33
Actually, the OP seems very selfish, because he clearly expected her to stay with him forever because of the kidney. An act isn't selfless if you're only doing it to gain control over someone.
Person1233 13
Maybe you missed the part where the girlfriend "took everything."
shitidied 17
@212 She also took all his stuff. The value of a house or apartment worth of items that she STOLE from him, instead of only taking her own stuff, could be over 1,00 dollars. He added the kidney part because only a year later she broke up with him.
tori42995 0
technically you'll always be a part of her now
bubo_fml 11
Hopefully, that wasn't the only organ U gave her! (fnarr fnarr!)
Mabster84 2
What were you wanting her to do? Give it back? If you aren't good enough for each other, would you really want to stick around someone you can't stand just because you saved their life once? Try not donating again to your next girlfriend. You did a good deed that not a lot of people would do, even for their loved ones. Please go on with your life.
Pazu_fml 10
Uh, OP? You sound like kind of a creep. Like a really big creep. Did you donate a kidney because you wanted to extend her life, or because you wanted her to feel obligated to stay with you forever? Disgusting.
sematariux 7
Holy shit