Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
OakChair 14
Now you have an excuse to send her awkward, stalker-like letters saying, "I can't help feeling like I lost a piece of me when you left."
NeatNit 33
What, did you expect her to stay with you because of it? Did you expect her to give it back?
iislix1ii 19
Call in the repo men.
harmonyrulez 0
You kinda ran the risk of this happening wen you donated it to her.... You did a great thing, but you expect her to stay in a relationship that she doesn't want to be in just bc you're a good person.... You'd feel much worse if she stayed in the relationship an made ur life miserable... Fyl, open, but its for the best. :/
Leadamp 7
yeah if I where you I'd take that shit back
XxGamer24xX 6
Take something of hers! take her liver and her laptop
creedaddict 9
What ... U want it back or something ... U think it was gonna last forever cause u gave her a kidney
neonblue120 6
Don't worry that kidney you gave her won't last for ever shell come crawling back.
Emilyinroom483 7
What, as opposed to giving it back? Look, it's nice that you did that for her, but it doesn't mean you own her now and you should stay together forever even if you aren't compatible.
TrophyWifee 0
what was she supposed to do? give it back.