Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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Snaylor12 0
Just take it back
heyhihello95 12
You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.
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Comments (486)
renaee 13
If he liked it then he shoulda put a ring on it. Now she got his kidney and he want it.
raptor09 2
Man you can't hold that against her. Is she never aloud to leave you if you give her a kidney
zmunnam 5
Wowwwwww! Sorry to hear that!!! I see a lawsuit in your future..!
freshV43 0
Even the baby from make up sex last night?? Now that's just to far
captainbj2 0
Why is she rotten? They were dating, and it has been a year. Just because he gave her his kidney, doesn't mean she has to stay with him for life. Maybe he treats her like crap and expects her to be his slave because he did it....he obviously didn't do it to be selfless, or he wouldn't be bringing it up. Two sides to every story people....
shitidied 17
She's rotten because she stole all his stuff
Angelastic_fml 18
Well at least she didn't take a kidney she gave you a year ago.
Namenlos_fml 20
Well I hope you didn't expect to get it back...
mini_mouth22 0
It's called a roffie, an exacto knife, fishing line, and an ice bath. Take your kidney back!
azianzenzation 0
take it back. Mortal Kombat....fatality style
greengirllove 4
Was she supposed to give it back?