Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Katrin
Norway
Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
SheaLili
United States
Freakout
Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Top comments
Ownord_fml 10
Do you work in a bank ? ^^
riotshields 4
YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.
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Comments (98)
Leftieswillrule 3
you used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your nightdress...
lulu121893 0
Ugh.! Sucks.!! Hate clowns...
MyDogTastesBad 0
Watch IT by Stephen King. maybe you'll get a general idea.
IcyJack 7
My god, so many people became afraid of clowns after watching that movie. Thank Mr. King.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Strangely enough, I was terrified of regular clowns when I was little. It was IT that got me over the fear & now I absolutely love all types of clowns.
areyouforcereal 7
Sounds like my worst nightmare...O.o
swift07 4
I hate clowns -_- once I was leaving a target and all these clowns in a car waved at me 0_o I guess they were on their way to some party I don't know lol
Bobby64 29
This could make for a real interesting illustrated FML... I imagine a bunch of clowns coming out of a little car and mugging a guy.
sallen0046 4
So you were assaulted in your workplace but instead of filing a police report, you've decided posting on FML is the appropriate action to take? If this is truly the case you absolutely deserve what you got.
tjx2 0
this is NOT a fml worth moment.
Gummybears4life 0
Homie don't do that.
Kyle33860 0
This leaves so many unanswered questions.