Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML
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riceicle1 6
Why did you get out your car? I would have hit reverse xD
beerankin 0
I mean, it is Halloween. But you shouldn't try to give your friends a heart attack. That sucks tho
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beerankin 0
I mean, it is Halloween. But you shouldn't try to give your friends a heart attack. That sucks tho
alpaquette91 9
If this was my FML I'd be talking about how I shit my pants when I saw the clowns!
tellithowitis 13
Well while your co workers are working, shut off all the lights, lock all the doors, leave blood trails everywhere, and pop out with a chain saw and kill them all! Or you could just throw a pie at there faces! Either one works
enonymous 9
******* ICP have invaded Norway!?!
Keyman1212 14
I have my concealed handgun license, and I would have shot both of those individuals, had I been OP. I ******* hate clowns -_-
cmyk 19
Since this is in Norway all I can think of is its my x bf who pulled a similar prank with a clown mask on me. 3 times. I got a phobia against clowns.
Skittlepickle 13
Shit my pepper spray would have been in there faces
Skittlepickle 13
"I like your bears- I mean, footwear."
Skittlepickle 13
^WOW who's the freak who commented on the wrong fml? o_O
leadman1989 16
20 and I still don't know how magnets ******* work! MIRACLES!!!
Random_Person88 8
Find the closest object possible, whether it be a miniature hula dancer or a pen and beat the crap out of them.
fanceh 10
I read shift as shit at first. :P
brettlovesgirls 4
38 I read faces as feces....
sierralovesyou 0
25- hells to the yeah that shit is NOT funny. Screw the fact that it's Halloween.
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Shit, they're lucky it wasn't me! I see a face in my back window and I'm poppin the puppy in reverse and running over their ass!
xalerion 0
Ok, so anyone realize how stupid op was? Op saw someone menacing through her back window so op gets OUT of the car..... Uhm, op I hate to break it to you but with that line of reaction you wouldn't survive 2 minutes in a horror film..., and the first twenty are usually previews. Honestly op, I know you got scared half to death but ydi when all you had to do was drive away.
ShyAnn29 15
44, that made me laugh so hard I cried! Lol
agentx52 13
15, if this was my FML, I'd be talking about how I put two clowns in the hospital. lol
Daralea 21
I agree 96. OP reminds me of the scantily clad first victims with huge ****. "Oh no, there is something outside my car. Let me investigate it with a flash light and run and scream into the dark woods."
iloveyou1266 4
Surprise !
Kolden 11
Op, that's awesome
GoingCommando93 14
Ydi. Lock your car.
DoubleDose 0
Do you by chance drive a clown car?
FreshlyCut 0
Surprise, you owe this much this month.
nhuda 4
Wow nice coworkers....
Elphieba 4
I think I would've been more scared if the thing in nhuda's picture.
lostintime94 5
Agreed... *shivers from terror*
Elphieba 4
* chased me
riceicle1 6
Why did you get out your car? I would have hit reverse xD
ThatsAfurry 9
Ha, same
Buttsexpirate 9
That situation is justifiable for murder I say!
brianjman14 23
I was wondering that, too, #3.
MagicallyFat 12
Hahaha if they were out of the car I would have no doubt ran them over. (I get scared of everything) but if they were in the car… god help us all.
JinxosGirl87 0
I don't understand OP's survival tactic; Oh look, people in masks looking to do me harm, let me run at them where they can reach me instead of fleeing.
Happiness2Joy 3
Exactly what I was thinking, why would IP ren get out of the ca
Happiness2Joy 3
68- dammit, what I meant to say was, exactly what I was thinking and why would OP's first reaction be to get out of the car? ******* iPod...
idloai 0
I'm pretty sure that the op meant that the clowns were in the backseat of her car, not behind her car. At least that's what I understood when I read it.
idloai 0
never mind I just reread it and you guys were right
Daralea 21
"Sometimes....stupid people do stupid things and die." -Charles Darwin
boredblonde 17
should've used your chuck norris skills to beat them up...then you would be the one with the last laugh!
MagicallyFat 12
5 More like your unicorn horn and plow them to death. Although no one will have the last laugh, for murder is a serious topic
bensharp 5
Nobody but Chuck Norris has Chuck Norris skills.
ikickgingers 15
If one of them was dressed like 'It' I'd crap myself.
icic6772 0
U and me both.
HomeAl0ne 20
Same here. That was the scariest book ever.
JadedJarOfHearts 3
Love that book!!!
Zillie 4
******* Pennywise. He is the thing my childhood nightmares were full of.
icic6772 0
The book is tons more ****** up than the movie. And it's not because of blood or gore (if you've read the book u know what I'm talking about)
lisaw375 0
I'm sorry but it's messed up but HELLA FUNNY.. =)
jasminea 0
that is my worst nightmare..
JsSWAN 1
Rule #4 always check the back seat
suncifir 6
Zombieland x] winning.
boredblonde 17
Winning = overused
suncifir 6
Probably
leadman1989 16
Winning = overused = winning?
JadedJarOfHearts 3
I watched zombieland yesterday!!! :D
JustSumRedneck 0
28 Losing
dyble95 0
78 same here :)
nancyDeeAnda 4
= I scared of clowns
lolololer 8
me too :/ id probably just scream and shit myself at the same time