Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Katrin
Norway
Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
SheaLili
United States
Freakout
Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Ownord_fml 10
Do you work in a bank ? ^^
riotshields 4
YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.
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Comments (98)
chrian182009 0
ewww tht sux clowns r freaky
cameront777 0
arctic monkeys ftw
newjerseyguy 0
epic win
Kuingar 1
What? Did they like, ambush you? Or just see you at your desk and charge at you. How many were there?
Aregonde 15
In some way or another, I think we've ALL been attacked by clowns at work.
mattrodama 0
I don't know what to say about that
ters19 10
I hate clowns
unhappybitch 8
Usuallly when i see a clown the first thing i do is hit them
IronMaiden45 0
thats a reason why I hate them plus they freak me out
saadiq 0
that is just like the dark knight