Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Katrin
Norway
Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
SheaLili
United States
Freakout
Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
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Ownord_fml 10
Do you work in a bank ? ^^
riotshields 4
YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.
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Comments (98)
meowmeowwkitty 0
why are you attracting clowns in the first place?
dragster_fml 0
ok?
sarazzprime 0
I did two things while reading this: one being that I laughed incredibly loud because this is just absolutely hilarious, and two being that I shudder at the thought of being attacked by clowns as I am terrified of them.
FML6288 3
even if you were in the circus why would you get attacked by clowns?
jskibabe22 4
clowns scare me
bamboochicken 0
did you at least kick their ass?
xlil_miss_emo_x 6
while reading this i shuddered in fear of clowns, and i also wondered: where the hell do you work so i know not to work there... O_o if i got mugged by clowns id open up a can of whoopass, but then again i would piss my pants in fear of them touching me... O_o
fgh_fml 0
win
msbritt06 0
ur probably exaggerating
nae_nae7890 0
maybe it was a gang of krumpers with face paint and you got scared because they wanted to battle you.. (-_-)