Get over it
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Today, my my soon to be ex-wife found out I was telling the truth and never cheated. She wanted to get back together but I told her that we're too far into the divorce proceedings to turn back, and there's just no fixing our marriage. She then told me she's filing for full custody with no visitation rights. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML
Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML
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Top comments
txgirl09 5
Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.
FerrariCake 2
You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.
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Comments (260)
Riyu55 0
nothing says I love you like a pre numptial right fellas??
TotchiNeko 0
well it's not your fault she is a ****. If I was a guy I wouldn't want to forgive a girl I was dating that had some other dudes **** in her. just a thought.
dugumit 0
u might be hurt and angry over it but if u want your marrage to work u have 2 choices forgive her start anew and move on or u can be bitter and withdrawn and end up where you are now.
KASHMIR_fml 0
wow dude ur life is f'd. **** her. u need to drop that ho anyways
allan_069 0
get a new wife dude! that witch cheated on you.
soccerballs 0
y r u forgiving her. she's a bitch **** her. get somebody better
goettel 0
Don't sweat it bro, she's just telling you she'd really prefer a dick who'd hit her after finding out about her backup fuckbuddy. Most women do, but never admit it.
wonderboy1 0
you should of slapped that bitch when she told you she cheated on you and said stay in the kitchen or get out. hope you find someone bettter =]
spitfire35 3
You should be the one asking for a divorce
FockinA 0
the real question is: was it with a man or a woman ? if its the 1st = divorce. if its the 2nd, what are you an idiot? its called a 3some buddy. Enjoy !
Gvaz 2
What if the girl was wearing a strapon? Might as well have been a guy in that case. It's still cheating and they wont have a threesome.