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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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hellsgates 0
you say no and start going rougher,
GrapefruitZoe 0
I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.
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Comments (48)
GrapefruitZoe 0
I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.
Venister 11
Stick it in the ass
pulpfiction_fml 3
She's complaining that you last TOO long? What the **** do they want?!
monkeycaca69 0
i bang donuts
ofallthetimes 0
I totally understand her. What did I tell my bf that first time he lasted like 2 hours... Eventually he's learned that if he hasn't cummed in 45 minutes it's time to get off of me. We can go for another bout after I've powernapped.
Casssafrasss 0
Maybe it's because u say words like 'whilst'
KASHMIR_fml 0
dog if u can last that long and she's bored that means u ain't doin her right. use your finger too
tehantone 0
good god your a girl?
kittycat0906 3
I made the mistake of saying that to my bf once.... He put me on my hands ans keens and i didn't say anything u could understand from then on :)
maverik5124 6
lol!!! did u enjoy it? :P
xclusif01 3
Haha lesson learned.
whitehawk_fml 0
spin her around and put it up her ass
Gfrigo 1
Wtf is up with all the posts from lle de watever France. That place must really suck.