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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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hellsgates 0
you say no and start going rougher,
GrapefruitZoe 0
I'll tell you why she said it. She was BORED. I get bored easily during sex. Vaginal intercourse does little for me. Pleasure her.
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Comments (48)
hendix 17
This is an FML because he realized his girlfriend's bad grammar, right?
BeautifulChaos27 37
I say that after 10 - 15 minutes! but I'm an asexual so it's like a chore to me, I only do it for him.
erin37 27
That really sucks. But I know how she feels
cwl727 33
At least you can last.
HunkyMumbles 27
Oh oh, looks like someone's bored getting laid!
KrazyKatz3 26
Maybe she needed to pee. I've had that happen a few times. I didn't ask but I wanted to.
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe she really needed to pee. Having sex when you need to pee sucks. Maybe if you were done soon she'd finish if not she'd take a break to pee?