Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ISP woes
Today, after two weeks with no internet, we had a technician repair our service at our apartment. An hour later, one of my neighbors at the same complex yelled at us because the same technician disconnected her service by mistake. FML
Today, I found out that it is possible for someone else to cancel my Internet, TV and phone services in two days. However it'll take me 5 days, after 6 hours on the phone, to get it back. FML
Say my name, say my name
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML
Blame game
Today, my dad tried to blame me for ringing an out of network number for two hours, which charged his bill by the minute. I rang the number, which turned out to belong to one of his business pals who lives abroad. He punished me anyway for having an attitude when I proved the call was his fault. FML
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML
Gotcha!
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Thanks mom
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
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tieranosaurus 0
B.T. is the incarnation of Hell on this planet!
123amanda123 14
people on here are mean :(
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Angryolecoot 0
I'm an arsehole. Just throwing it out there.
xGet_Over_It 0
this is the worst FML ever. and there are like 3 comments. lol.
drcool41 0
that's why god created a cell phone, it was good. btw how does this have so little comments?! even the newer fml have more than this!
tieranosaurus 0
B.T. is the incarnation of Hell on this planet!
gstar_fml 0
should go with Sky.
Claguz 0
1 star for being queer!
mattG3 0
I bet he doesn't even know what queer is...HAHA!
Michbella1 0
The actual definition for the word queer is 1. not usual: not usual or expected 2. eccentric: eccentric or unconventional 3. suspicious: arousing suspicion 4. nauseated: slightly unwell, especially nauseated or faint It doesn't mean what you think it does.
levitate 3
It may be informal and slang but queer can also mean homosexual.
ThatOneQueerKid 0
It was meant to...
ThatOneQueerKid 0
thanks
IthicaTheDragon 0
that stinks.
rockintothebeat 0
omfg look at how few people commented!
cookiesncream123 11
I know!! Usually FMLs have hundreds of comments!
eatpie 0
wow.itsjust a landline. no point to fml it. its a shitty fml anyway.. and i agree. tjis fml has very few comments. its strange to me....
111615 0
prolly cause it's such a boring fml... no comment needed
sdman923 0
No, this FML just sucks.
My2864 1
omfg to days of no sex lines seriously get a ******* life... go outside
rndg 0
YDI for being from the UK.