Today, I saw my first FML I published on Facebook. Everyone was bashing me, thinking that I was the problem and the cause for my ex-boyfriend wanting to do his own thing. I used to sit in his room being ignored for days straight while he gamed. Not once did I bitch about his gaming. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend posted a status, ranting about how social media ruins relationships and that you can’t have friends anymore without people “hatin’ and shit.” He conveniently left out the part where he and my best friend were sexting via Instagram DMs and got caught. FML
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Wow, this is like FML, the follow up: FML, I wrote another one.
Chazzster 32
If you don’t realize it by now, it appears that many FML readers are “gamers” and that’s where their sympathy lies. Sometimes they are right, sometimes wrong…
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MidnaLink 35
Wow, this is like FML, the follow up: FML, I wrote another one.
Alan Staff 59
Yeah, I thought it would be an interesting experiment!
Chazzster 32
If you don’t realize it by now, it appears that many FML readers are “gamers” and that’s where their sympathy lies. Sometimes they are right, sometimes wrong…
rebelrunner09 10
how hot are you?
Rake 18
It's not a matter of being right or wrong. You obviously did not get what you needed out of the relationship. You shouldn't compromise on things like that, if you are not happy if differences in the expectations is so big. Breaking up is the right thing. I hope you both will find what you are looking for. A loving kind man who gives you the attention you deserve or a gamer girl that will participate in the game instead of watching.