Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
Today, I let out the most vile, nose-melting dairy curdling fart of my life. The sound didn’t wake me up. But the nightmare I had from how rank smelling it was sure did. My own fart ruined my sleep. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
Today, I noticed the only time my husband stops snoring like a drunken horse is so that he can fart. FML
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Top comments
skippydoda 32
If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.
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Comments (61)
AnicaWoW 14
Have you been eating anything different lately to upset your stomach? Pregnant?
calypso1212 14
That was my first thought. Take a pregnancy test. I know when I was pregnant I had horrible gas.
sstahpp 33
That's nice.
donnybrook 5
I had the same problem. GF was not pleased. Here's what worked for me. Bought some acidophilus. Got a few different kinds. Took several times every day, several pills at a time.
SubparAtBest 23
I hope you dont do that with all your medication..
jadalaheart 23
If it's recent there's most likely a reason behind it I would look into it if I were you.
TheNewGuy03 29
It could be attributed to a dietary change, no matter how minor it may seem. Different foods cause different reactions in different people.
GeorgiaBea 28
Love that everyone is trying to help you diagnose your issue. Hopefully the OP sees this.
worldclassrager 41
One or two of those plug in air fresheners?
gracehi 33
I imagine it's not doing your sex life any favors either.
buckdharma 38
Stop having breakfast at Taco Bell. Don't do it. Stop. Just no.
Miss_Whipped 43
Yeah, no Taco Smell for me either.
dizzygirl 9
Could you be pregnant ? I know since I've been pregnant I've been very gassy especially at night. And I'm only a few weeks along we haven't even had our first prenatal appt yet.
kaylabunny1999 22
I would recommend going to the doctor or at the very least look it up online. In the meantime maybe watch what you are eating. Good luck op!
MandieL 27
Looking medical issues up online leads to two possible outcomes every time. You are either pregnant, or have cancer. Best to see a Doctor rather than try to self diagnose an issue.