Today, I had to purchase a new flat screen TV for the bar I work at. Last night I was dared to break an ashtray against the wall. I completely missed the wall and smashed the screen of the new TV they bought last month. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it came crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML
Today, I spent over $2,000 on a big flatscreen TV. My dad insisted I let him mount it on the wall instead of paying someone to do it. All seemed fine, until the TV came loose and smashed onto the floor. My dad refuses to accept responsibility, and says I should've had a professional install it instead. FML
Today, I bought a brand new TV that cost a pretty penny. I took it home and it had a defect. After a lot of arguing, I was able to exchange the TV for another one. I got it home and it worked amazing. Later on, we had a bad rainstorm, which flooded my room and screwed up not only my new TV, but my PS5, Xbox, and laptop. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, I started a new job at a glass shop and my boss asked me to vacuum. I ended up tipping over and shattering the most expensive bong in the shop, which retailed at $3,000. FML
Today, my phone started ringing in the other room. I ran to go pick it up, tripped over my coffee table which gashed my leg, and knocked over my brand new 50" LCD TV, which broke over my head. Turns out it was a wrong number. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, I was feeling pretty proud of myself for building an Ikea shelf/dresser combo completely by myself. When going to put the last drawer together, I dropped one of the boards. The corner landed perfectly in the middle of my phone screen, shattering it. It's going to cost $230 to fix it. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Well that was ******* retarded. I hope you know you deserved it.
Arsonnist 3
Well that's just smashing, mate.
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apriljoyo 0
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apriljoyo 0
Did they make you buy a new ash tray too?
meepmerp 20
And you didn't get fired?
FYLDeep 26
Well that was ******* retarded. I hope you know you deserved it.
suppepz 0
yeah, why would someone toss a ash tray at the wall that close to the flat screen TV!!!
green_eyes124 0
Your friends have some lame dares. Couldn't they have dared you to give them all free drinks or something?!
C6Racer 0
Re + tard = YOU
thesunsetglow_fml 8
F the ashtray's L :( Rest in peice poor inanitmate object. You shall be missed. :'(
rockefoe 6
ouch! save your tips to pay for it!
Arsonnist 3
Well that's just smashing, mate.
AlbinoMoose987 14
*nigel voice* sssmmmaashinggg
allmidnighteyes 11
*******. Derp.
imnotonaboat 0
sucks to be your tatoo artist
FYLDeep 26
In Wisconsin it's now illegal for a bar to even have an ashtray inside it. All I can say is, it's about ******* time. It's nice being able to go to bars and not having it smell like shit.