Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
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Comments (66)
DanielleTheOne 3
Everyone who is saying "why would the kid have access to scissors" i could climb out of my cot by age 2 and if i could do that i could probably pull out a chair and get somthing off a bench or open a drawer by age 4. As could most of you. Im sure OP would have left the scissors in the childs cot or on the floor or somthing. There are sooo many variables so dont jump down mums throat just because she was sleeping when the kid was up or because she let her child find a way to some scissors..
DanielleTheOne 3
wouldnt have**
Anteezy 7
It was pretty funny in hindsight, right?
Awesome_101 0
omg why would you let your kid have sissors?
sophhhhh 0
hahaha that's cute
lhall25 0
KUDOS TO OP!!!! I WAS GETTING PISSED AT THE( YDI's U SHLD HAVE NEVER HAD KIDS) MYSELF!!!! ALTHOUGH UR STORY IS FUNNY AND THAT IS F****D up!!!! LMAO!!!! UR HUSBAND SOUNDS LIKE HE IS A PRANKSTER LIKE ME AND IF MY 3YEAR OLD WLDA ATTEMPTED TO DO THAT TO MY HUSBAND I PROBALY WLDA LAUGHED MY A$$ OFF!!!! KUDOS TO HIM FOR CONTRIBUTING TO MY GOOD LAUGH OF THE DAY!!!
post_insanity1 0
Only assholes write everything in capitals. Seriously. Wtf is wrong with you?
gigi_thewuera7 0
did you beat her
yoshi56789 1
lmao
nikkinq 7
Once when my sister and I were young, we almost cut my dad's hair. We had already cut our Barbies', our own, and stuffed animals' hair. He woke from a nap with two little girls looming over him with scissors.
IamMe95 5
Your FOUR year old has access to scissors?!?!?!!!
newburton13 26
In retaliation, I would've shaved her head.