Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
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Comments (66)
crankyinthemorn 0
Sounds like someone needs a time-out or a good spanking!
Wii624 5
This FML has been here before...
BeeHLaneZ 0
first of all there is always some person who says thi FML has been here before.. this site has been here for a while and im about sure some of the situations have happened before to more than one person.. whats sad is that u know this site soo well that u can tell wether its an exact duplicate or not. Second who leaves a four year old unattended so they can nap.
your_face 15
Reintroduce her to the crib until she learns not to run amok at night.
catatonicsleep 17
31 You can cut hair with child safety scissors, the kind where the blades are plastic. When I was 4 a friend cut a big chunk out of my hair with safety scissors.
myfriend_youfail 3
Not if you get the crappy kind. Some of the ones with plastic blades have a small strip of metal that make it possible to cut clean lines through paper. The REALLY cheap ones are entirely plastic and don't cut much of anything.
catatonicsleep 17
they were the cheep entirely plastic kind
sparxva 12
repeated post. no fml for you
fml1594 0
YDI for letting your four year old daughter play with scissors ..
teacher411 0
Who knows what time of day this was? if it was a nap, then who was supposed to be watching the child. If I'm sleeping and someone comes into the room (even if the door is open) I usually hear them and wake up. Even if I didn't I sure would wake up if someone started touching me or my hair. Who knows. Maybe the OP is a heavy sleeper. I don't know if this is an FML or YDI...
YOULIVETODIE 0
This is a freaking repeat of an previous FML, seriously what has this site become?
Ninjaface 0
YDI for not shaving down there.
memillia 0
What the heck?
ediciusNJ 0
I hadn't even thought of going there. Kudos.