Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
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Comments (66)
red61977 9
Why were scissors able to be reached?
an3ph 20
Well, was it? Funny, I mean?
GeorgiaBea 28
Why are there scissors they can reach?
gatorgirl7563 22
Maybe you shouldn't leave scissors where 4-year-olds can reach them!! Seriously, you're lucky you didn't wake up missing an eye, a finger, or the tip or your ear. Or having one of those missing from your daughter. Or waking to your daughter's screams because she tried to do that to the dog and it protected itself with its teeth. Sorry about your hairdo. My hair is very long and I would be in tears in that situation, especially since I chop off twelve-inch-long pieces and donate them to Locks of Love, a company which give wigs to child cancer patients for free. Move ALL such potentially dangerous items it a child-proof drawer, pronto.
IHaveThePower 18
Your local hairdresser can fix it. In the meantime, might I recommend getting a box with a lock on it and stowing all sharp objects in there? ESPECIALLY if you have a sewing kit--my entire bedroom is firmly off-limits to my nephew because I have a sewing kit and crochet kit in there, both with some nice sharp things a toddler might hurt themselves with...