Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
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Comments (66)
shlee053 2
you shouldn't be sleeping when your watching your 4 year old
rockin198 0
im laughing but that sucks why does your daughter even have scissors in the first place
sweetnsassybitch 1
wtf did you do to piss her off?congrats you gave birth to the spawn of the devil!
areveillon_fml 3
Well said!
XaVi11 0
Well look on the bright side, she saved you a trip to the barber, LOOOL.
djjohn11 0
Lol i rember when i was little my older sister would paint my nails and my mom would get pissed off. Maby it was something about me being a guy? probaly that. Anyway your life is not ******. Wear a hat! hats are cool =)
italian_babe 0
It is ridiculous to say the OP is a bad parent for the fact that her child got ahold of scissors. anybody who has children or has even been around a child knows that they can get into ANYTHING especially at the age of 4. && Even if she had safety scissors instead of regular ones, they are sharp enough to cut hair too. My little cousin cut her own hair with her safety scissors.
braFTW 0
FYL for the hair... ..but YDI for letting your 4-year-old daughter handle scissors.
kaieleigh 0
why does a 4 year old have access to scissors? while you're sleeping even!
daneeyoll 0
not many people know how to cut hair nowadays good practice !