Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML
Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
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strawberrypocky 5
I don't think I want kids anymore...
skywalker66 0
OMGAWD WUT U DOIN LEVING 4 YR WITH SCISSORS OMGAWD!!11111
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Comments (66)
theblueone4 0
if i DO have kids...i am totally locking the bedroom door. i'm sorry that happened to you, OP--but maybe you'll get an awesome haircut out out of it? :/
dunni786 0
so you'd lock the door and leave the child out of site with scissors? great idea lol
SoCalAngler 0
My Question is who was watching the 4 year old while you were sleeping?
nazooer 11
Yes, because at night, there has to be someone standing over the child, right? I mean, parents sleeping?
Fr0gg13 0
#22 asked my question. DA!
CyclonePsycho 1
The four-year-old could have just woke up. It's not like they sleep in crib. Trust me guys, four is the age when anything is obtainable with just a little imagination. Those scissors could have been in the highest drawer in the house. All it takes is a chair and an inquisitive child.
Voids 0
She's right, it was funny.
CYNNER 0
Look on the bright side. its short and choppy. now you have a more daring look.
voveraite 7
People who ask amazing questions like "Who was watching the child?": Parents are allowed to sleep at NIGHT, you know, and are allowed to leave their "angels" in their room, seeing them fall asleep with their teddy-bears or whatever. Are you implying children shouldn't sleep alone?! Or that they can't suddenly wake up in the heart of the night and do something crazy? Also, it is difficult, almost impossible to make sure that they won't reach scissors /sharp objects. I know I could reach them all the time, but had no such ideas... Well, messing people's hair with combs, sure, but that's innocuous.
SoCalAngler 0
It was a logical question. maybe if there was more details whether it was at night or just a afternoon nap it wouldnt be so logical.
containsnosoy 0
Even if it was in the afternoon, four year olds take naps. No reason why a parent shouldn't be able to take a nap at the same time. I'd be more worried about the scissors part of the equation.
24788 7
haha, it is funny... to us.
aback 5
Be glad she didn't burn the house down. You're going to have to learn to be a lighter sleeper. Maybe put an alarm on her bedroom door and window so she can't get up and out without someone knowing.
noshitsherlock 0
Then cut her hair into a stupid looking cut to punish her. She won't do it again. Or else, YDI
myfriend_youfail 3
Simple solution to this one: put your scissors somewhere safe and lock them up when you're not using them. Only leave the plastic safety scissors out. My mother did that after I cut my own hair....I had to get a boy's haircut to even it all out, it was so bad. When we got home, she took all of the "adult scissors", put them in her sewing box, and locked it. Problem solved.