Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
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Top comments
brootalxkeni 0
well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl .... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)
Zombies_Rule 0
I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life
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Comments (101)
longhair221 0
just think positive ... yeah FYL ...
johnf5 0
nice
Miss_Awesome_101 0
that was stupid
enoughgrace 4
I hit the "Your life sucks" button for obvious reasons...
bananaslam 0
lool nice
motero 0
loopy much?
GotALife 11
That's what happen when you give him a ******** WHILE HE'S SLEEPING!
enoughgrace 4
It's a load of something, that's for sure.
IloveHer4Ever 0
I agree with the people who say.. his ex did that reg blah blah"
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah, he's you fiancé, who's obviously still thinking about his ex. Not good. His subconcience knows more about what he's feeling than he does. You poor thing... I'm sorry OP.......
jayalexander 7
at least he didnt say his moms name...
AwesomeSparkley 0
lol wow
Scorpio_DR 0
Or her mom's name...ijs
lwd305 0
No this chck so deserves it. It's probably the first time she has done it and the guy was suprised so he said the name of the person that probably did it for him many times.