Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
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brootalxkeni 0
well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl .... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)
Zombies_Rule 0
I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life
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brootalxkeni 0
well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl .... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)
WallyTheWombat 0
I don't think it's bad. If you wake me up suddenly and start asking me questions, you're gonna get dome really bizarre answers. Most of them won't make sense cause my brain just seems to not turn on right away and takes a minute or so for me to get a good sense of what's going on. Once my girlfriend woke me up and asked for a ride to work and I just started ranting about how my brother is an asshole for eating all the pop-tarts and only leaving me the cherry ones. She finds it entertaining sometimes but I'm afraid one day I'm gonna slip up and say something that she doesn't like lol.
marmlr339 14
it's probably because his ex used to wake him up this way alot. as what an awesome way to wake up and start the say with!
enoughgrace 4
Is her name Ashley? She seems to be on everyone's mind today...
dudeitsdanny 10
I agree with 21. I've never done this, but it seems plausible. And now I'm a tad scared that if my girlfriend ever does that, i'll do this D=
justinfailz 0
so true lol
Biebz4Lyf10 0
or maybe his ex girlfriend used to give him ******** to wake him up aswell?
CaptainDoorknob 7
It's just a dream. For all OP knows, he could've been having a nightmare about her.
Zombies_Rule 0
I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life
deeters 0
more like prick her.
nebula748 14
#11 yes
weissesengel 0
lolol thts the whole point
klx125cross 9
HahA!
muchagente 5
now you know for sure that you don't do it worse than her, at least
mitchn60 6
C'mon over. I'll call you by your name, I promise.
DjeePee 25
Be glad he didn't give you a punch with his knees. Realistic reflex when being surprised whilst sleeping.
CursedNDBlessdd 2
One does not simply be surprised while getting a magic jack
pdp_fml 21
Wow, you really must have a great sex life together. I wouldn't worry about his ex as you will make him forget her with your great moves in bed.
Trugita 0
That last part sounded like one of those awesome Chinese Proverbs printed in fortune cookies.
perdix 31
The ex probably did that for him regularly, but the OP took until now to catch up. Is it just me, or did you think as you started reading this one that the fiancé ended up peeing in her mouth?
blebleble_fml 0
10, I totally thought that too. OP should be glad she only got the ex's name
CruelHumor 0
date me I would never do that. I never had a girl....
Alexxcunningham 0
and this is why you won't ever get one
weissesengel 0
aww thats cuteee xP
MzKylz 0
that's cos it looks like your into boys
AwesomeSparkley 0
Aww :<
ipapix 0
lmfaoo
gabzterz_15 0
your freakin hotttttt :)
LadieyMoonk 0
kmsl , yo head long a'f
tygerarmy 35
Sucks that he said his ex's name, but he was sleeping. If it bothered you that much just talk to him about it.
Alexxcunningham 0
his ex probably gave better head. and you were just doing a good job for once?