Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
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brootalxkeni 0
well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl .... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)
Zombies_Rule 0
I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life
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Comments (101)
knockoutmouse 8
First of all, the guy's asleep/half asleep, so you can't really take into account anything he says. Second...maybe you should avoid engaging in sexual acts with an unconscious person, hmm? (Unless he's explicitly stated that he's okay with it, that is.)
varkey 7
you know, if he wasn't ok with it [and how can you know if he is unconscious], that's called rape. i suggest not doing that in the future. YDI
Computersrule 0
Somebody cheated on you well you were at work
Computersrule 0
Somebody cheated on you well you were working the night shift!
bramberkhout 10
ur the best wife ever!
tans_fml 0
so get better at giving head and he won't think about how good she was.
BabyLuis 0
YDI for trying to wake him up that way
justinfailz 0
he is just waking up his ex prbbly did the same thing to him before so naturally if it's the first time you have done something like this he would say her name ad upsetting as that is you cant hate him for it
fuzzmylyfe 0
yeaa thats what im talking about
morganhchs 5
I wish you were my fiance. I would love to wake up to a bj. I would call you the right name too.