Today, I came out to my parents. After we had a talk about them accepting me, my dad said, "Now get out of here you little duck sucker." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
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Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Top comments
xoxoblondee 31
duck him. you just need to cut goose and let yourself free. don't let him be Robin anything from you. don't be emu about it!
Ashamed_Sister 60
This doesn't sound like the acceptance of duck sucking.
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Comments (20)
RetireEngland 24
YDI for not being prepared, wake up oo
Cali 57
Not being prepared? What?
Inkoseh 33
This guy ducks.
joeyl2008 29
It is wrong to suck duck
Ashamed_Sister 60
This doesn't sound like the acceptance of duck sucking.
xoxoblondee 31
duck him. you just need to cut goose and let yourself free. don't let him be Robin anything from you. don't be emu about it!
RichardPencil 32
Don’t tell him of your three-way with Daffy and Donald. Af-laaaaaccc!
dharmaint 15
I'm the only one to think it was cute how he reacted
GhostFox 34
Considering that rejection by family after coming out as LGBT+ can be highly traumatic, even if done in a "joking" way, I doubt many people will find it amusing or cute. Especially since most people who "joke" about rejecting people that are LGBT+ genuinely feel that way on some level.
afallingstar 22
Nothing is cute about being rejected because of who you love, especially when it's your parents who should love you unconditionally.
Glowworm56 27
Yeah, since the FML states that his parents are okay with him coming out to them, I think dad was just trying to be funny.
afallingstar 22
Before anyone gives me shit. I had misread the FML. Still not cool to make jokes about a serious situation.
dharmaint 15
Glowworm understood it. They accepted it they didn't reject it. Family tease one another. That's all
Talented73 54
They probably already knew you were a duck sucker when they saw the feathers in your mouth.
RichardPencil 32
And all these years when you said you preferred drake, your family assumed you meant the Canadian rapper.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Relax, it's just a wisequack.