Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I heard my fiancé moaning in her sleep. She was very obviously aroused, so I woke her up to have a little fun. The sex was absolutely mind-blowing… until she said another man's name. We're supposed to get married in two days. FML
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brootalxkeni 0
well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl .... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)
Zombies_Rule 0
I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life
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Comments (101)
shuzuko 2
Hmm. Not a good situation... I mean, yes, he was incoherent, but still. If you're engaged you would hope you've been together long enough to replace her in his head. I suppose it depends on how long the two of them were together, as well. If they had been together for years, he's obviously going to still think about her now and then. However, even my boyfriend, who admitted to me before we started dating that he was really hung up on his ex, has never called me by her name, and I've done similar things (because morning sex is just awesome). It must have hurt a bit, OP, but I don't think you can really base any firm assumptions off this. Maybe if it happens again, bring it up to him gently, but one instance, when he is super groggy...
Miss_Awesome_101 0
listen I like this comment and all but seriously? This is way too long and nobody declared you the love doctor or anything *keep it nice and simple your welcome
Jizwold 0
people are capable of feeling love for more than one person and wether we admit or not most people still have feelings for those they were dumped by or broke up with so yes he probably still has feeling for his ex but the important thing is that he is with op and hopefully is staying faithful to her
Reaperchick26 0
I would kick his ass if I were yu
Kirlyfoo 9
shut the **** up
krez 20
The stuff going through your head while sleeping (and sometimes right after waking up) have absolutely nothing to do with reality. Grow some self esteem.
gryarya 0
so wut he probly still loves u but som peepl just think of there ex but don't care about them
JanisEvans 10
Why don't you learn to spell first? And why would people think of someone they don't care about. That's bull.
Deservesit22 1
First don't be an ass some people talk that way Second that's not bull you can hate on someone but still think about them wonder how they are or whats there life is like now Last, he was asleep I'm sure most people dream of people they used to love.
JanisEvans 10
Rebound much?
dawilcox 0
anal?
oikakete 0
I agree with others who have said he might have been dreaming about her in a platonic way and your stimulation changed the dream. I was dreaming about lunch with my best friend once when my fiance groped me in my sleep. it changed the dream in a way my brain didn't intend.
donea 0
that sucks!!!!! u should have slaped him and left..... if boyfreind ever did that to me i'd slap him
docscientist 10
Overreaction!
AdobeAlf 2
Don't worry you propably won't get a boyfriend to slap with that attitude
KasCiaYr 0
That's why you haven't got one, or at least not for long.
BadMofeelius 0
agreed 33