Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
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kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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Comments (238)
arielleemariee 0
fatass.
fmlfmlihatemysel 0
fake
kristledaigle 0
that dosent make sense at all how do you run out of breath just sitting there driving a lawn mower It dont matter how fat you are. I think you just wanted to post something on here. if you are going to post fake fmls make sure they make sense so you dont look like a total idiot.
thepurplenurple 0
fat ass!
LetItBe5 7
you know you're an American when... :D
simonisnotacat 4
get a shake weight. that's a good start.
ChelseaRaeS 7
allergies?
imac619 2
Sucks to yo asthmar piggy!
loveuforever 0
Geez, someone needs some exercise!!
MyS3lf 24
Dammit, I am so tired of reading crap like this that makes Americans look bad, and you're in my home state too! I swear, if it isn't a fatty making us look bad, it's some lazy ass, or some under-educated moron who can't spell or point out where Hungary is on a world map. Go out, get a push-mower, and get in shape!