Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Top comments
kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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Zebidee 9
You'll find they're less effort to use if you start the engine first.
TheMonica 0
That is one of the saddest things I've ever read.
claireful 4
That's like saying driving your car to McDonalds leaves you out of breath, and let's face it Buddy: everyone knows that's not true.
magicman1 0
Get a ****** normal one and push it around sounds like you need it .
Garytt 0
what happens when you walk?
just_cr1s 4
maybe you should stop smoking. lol jaykay
Popnsmoke87 0
These guys are jerks. Don't worry OP! Round is a shape!
AliciaicilA 0
hahahahah
XxToriwolfxX 0
Hey, dumbass, round is not a shape. Spheres and circles are, but round is an adjective used to describe the way something is formed, in a way which resembles a sphere.
lizthebiz 0
Wow, seriously?
ILUVMSC 5
oh my gosh, that's hilarious, ;)
eltapatio16 5
seriously?