Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
Top comments
kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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ILuffYou 0
fatass!!! haha
eftup 9
die!
Snerdatron 0
OP could always have a breathing problem.
kristledaigle 0
if op had a health issue I don't think he would've posted on fml.
XxToriwolfxX 0
Explain. People with health problems are now banned from FML?This site is open to all, as far as I know, and health problems don't usually restrict your ability to go on websites and use your fingers to type.
jellybelliez 0
u shood stop eatin mcdonalds..
XxToriwolfxX 0
You should go back to school.
ladybug108 0
I love how a lot of u assume op's fat. op could have a medical condition. think about it.
Popnsmoke87 0
Pretty sure being tubby IS a medical condition... Think about it.
XxToriwolfxX 0
Hey, dumbass, he was referring to health problems which, for instance, restrict breathing.
Firi 0
America!!!
kristledaigle 0
it's not Americas fault that people choose to be fat and lazy. every country has fat people that are lazy and eat mc donalds like 4 times a day.
SmallTownCutie 0
^ thank you! I'm so tired of all of the America hate- not everyone is overweight. In Asia, most women who have gone through menopause are overweight. In fact, the more I think about it, the majority of overweight people are either mothers who have born many children, older people, and people who were raised by overweight people. hmmm.
CaptainObvious91_fml 0
round is a shape! lol
Iggygg 0
What does YDI mean?
Zomg_Okay 27
"You Deserved It"
Zomg_Okay 27
If its a medical condition that isn't obesity then the OP would have said so, I imagine.
sucks_being_u 0
Get off your lazy ass and on your feet!