Anonymous
United States
Fresh and not Fit
Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spring cleaning
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
jobless
Groton, United States
Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML
ThatsNotGrass
Canada
Mowed down
Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
rofld
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Yesterday's news
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
waltzy777
United States
The art, the artist
Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, I had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. Right when I'd finished, I ran out of gas. My 83 year-old grandmother saw. FML
tash
Canada
Today, while I was mowing the lawn in my backyard, I ran over a glass bottle. My legs looked like a disco ball. FML
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kut19 6
how fat are you?
Keffin 0
"gotta work out my muscles with my steering wheel" -pants-
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MEM0817 18
How is this even possible? Do you get short of breath while you're sitting on the couch watching tv too?...
Skatejock21 0
looks like it's time to turn to jenny craig. I'm a fit guy and I have a riding lawnmower b/c I live on 4 1/2 acres of land. I don't see how you would run out of breath on a riding lawnmower, I find I have plenty of breath on a riding lawnmower. I can see how you'd run out of breath for any size of person on a walking lawnmower, especially the non-electrical or gas powered lawnmowers.
candycane101 0
LOL, you might wanna get that checked out..
aerogxt 7
lose some weight fatass
daAce77 8
haha fat ass
Yoshi_Fue 9
Time to get inside, spray that nasal spray, and drink some water. :3
panthermedic 2
We call that a heart attack, you should probably go to the hospital immediately.
Sweet121 0
Did the lawnmower make it out alive?
HomeAl0ne 20
You're not supposed to pedal them around.
newkidontheblock_fml 1
what a thrill. it must have been more than just a lawn mower...