Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Out of shape
United States
Out of shape
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Anonymous
Couch potato
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
You knock me off my feet
United States
Cartoonish
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Top comments
panicsdisaster 17
at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.
jakers8424 18
Running out of breath counts as exercise.
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jakers8424 18
Running out of breath counts as exercise.
tabbycat2007 22
And round is a shape. Problem solved.
_streets_ 19
See all OP has to do to prevent this is to just literally roll out of their bed. Psh who wants to get up like normal people and do a sit up every morning :p
panicsdisaster 17
at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.
swaglesshipster 23
I feel your pain! I do a sit-up every morning when I wake up and I have no abs to prove it!
JustinJK 21
There's a reason why they say abs absre created in the kitchen, not the gym.
JayS421 10
you have to do cardio with correct dieting for fat loss/abs if you do situps every day your abs will be strong but u still won't be able to see them. So you need lose the fat over the abs by cardio/dieting/light lifting. hope I helped.
Aimeejasmine 15
She was making a joke..? You know, how everyone sits up when they wake up? Lmao
pokemyeyes 23
#41 that just flew over you didnt it
Miss_Whipped 43
At least you are still able to get out of bed. Keep living how you have been and you might not get so lucky tomorrow.
JKW35 21
That's not a reason not to exercise!
Miss_Whipped 43
I think you may not have read the entire comment.
dudeutookhrs 24
At least you got out of bed anyways!
mds9986 24
That's really sad tbh, I'm not going to lie.
Redoxx_fml 22
Did you shart in the process?
Swandive235 27
Dude, I know that feel.
devildog562 33
Should see a dr and have some discipline buddy. If you want to make a change do it now , otherwise ydi and you'll ultimately die from it .
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Unless your bed is booby trapped like you are in mission impossible then you are really out of shape. Seek help